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Gilbert, Arizona, United States
5 things that pretty much explain me: *I love to bake *I am not short but "fun size" *A new pair of shoes always helps *My family is a part of me *I am the oldest of 5 (So I like to be in charge) ALSO: Everything is better and worse when you turn 30 BUT I am SO glad my 20's are over!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Fun in the desert







This last saturday night I went out to sycamore creek and went riding. It was fun...I havent been very social lately. I hung out with a group of people I havent seen for awhile so it was nice. I was in really good spirits. I was even told I was bubbly. My friend Amber and I are discussing getting some kind of toy....OK not really but it would be fun. Also how hot would we be in we came with our own "romping" toy??? The guys would LOVE us. The problem is we really wouldnt know what we were doing it it broke. Maybe when we learn more about them.


Amber and Scott in the Roketta.

Another part of the night a group of really drunk people came over to our bon fire. I heart helpful drunk people. They helped put ALL our wood in the fire. It was so nice of them. Then they drove away...(great drunks with qauds and jeeps) but not before some dumb*** in a dodge ended up in a ditch. It was so funny. OF course our guys trying to prove their manliness went over to try to help see what they could do.




All in all it was a pretty good night. I didnt get home till about 3am and I my hair smelled like camp fire but I didnt care and still didnt wash it for church :)

Wednesday, October 15, 2008


What to be for Halloween? There are so many choices...ok not really. It seems like Halloween is just an excuse for chicks to dress up like sluts. Just as Miranda says to Carrie: "The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten." Carrie: "Oh you just said a mouthful there sister." What are the apparently small percetage of women who dont want to walk around in lingerie and bunny ears suppose to wear for Halloween? Also what kind of message are we sending the "little ones". Maybe Halloween is a day when you can show your true colors. Maybe the sweet innocent girl next door who dresses up as a "sexy nurse" would really like to "check your temperature"...
I was looking through one of the many Halloween Ad's you get in the mail and found a decent "greek goddess" outfit. It wasnt too scandalous, then I noticed it was a plus size. What is that says....You can show some skin as long as yours not over a size 14? I'll probably will just stay home this year, pass out candy to the random children who come to my door and chow down on the bowl myself.....

***does that look like the Dorthy from The Wizard of OZ you saw as a child????

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Slice of me


It has been brought to my attention that I don't blog enough (keiko). So heres whats been going on that I haven't BLOGGED about.

I finished reading Gone With the Wind...my copy had 1448 pages. Yes a very long read but very very worth it. I think I love Rhett Butler.....where can I find him??? I am currently reading Scarlett the sequel that was written by Alexandra Ripley. So far I really like it. I am also watching Gone With the Wind the movie. Its kind of weird doing it.

I also have been crazy busy with work. I swear in the last month I have gotten 15-20 new clients. I am really trying and sticking to so far to taking 2 days off a week. With the Holidays coming that will become more difficult.

I also have been stressing about my birthday which is coming up (monday oct 13th). I will be old....ok not really but closer to 30 than 20 and that freaks me out a bit. To celebrate I am throwing myself a little "gathering" at my parents this saturday. I do that so I dont get upset about the party plans. Its worked out for years this way. I do it at my parents for obvious reasons....size and quality. Its much bigger with an awesome back yard and Its way nicer than my house. Dont get me wrong I love my house but my parents place works better for parties.

So thats a little slice of my life. Not that exciting I know. I have no trips planned as of yet. Probably Paris in April/March and hopefully Disneyland in January/February. I just need someone to travel with. Maybe I should find a man.....

***if you want to come to my "gathering" and I havent already emailed/facebook/text you about it...hit me up for info.

Words from Dwight



Best Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1) I am faster than 80% of all snakes.

2) I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

3) Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it.

4) If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

5) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

6) You're PMS'ing pretty bad huh?

7) Michael is like Mozart, and I'm like Butch Cassidy. You mess with Mozart and you're gonna get bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

8) I am not a security threat. And, my middle name is 'Kurt', not 'Fart.'

9) And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor.

10) I always wondered how they picked the person to die. I'd be good at picking the person.